Analyze db/schema_spec.rb with stackprof and improve spec runtime

What does this MR do and why?

Runs stackprof against db/schema_spec.rb in ci. Also memoizes DnsHelpers#redis_hosts to improve the runtime of the file significantly.

See #497340 (closed) for context.

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